run while you can

A Misguided Good Samaritan.

New Years Resolution Snapshots:

Either play more games or take over the world. Undecided.

Definitely need to redecorate the apartment.

Cope with the unimaginable.

After finding a set of car keys lodged in a snowbank, I was forced to perform one of those random acts of kindness. Clearly I am a saint.

To whom it may concern:

I found these keys outside your building’s north entrance. After considering an all-out search for a Buick in the near vicinity, I decided the least-laborous option would be to leave the keys here. Unfortunately no one was around, hence this note. In short: please see to it that these keys are returned to their rightful owner.

-a misguided good samaritan


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