A Misguided Good Samaritan.
New Years Resolution Snapshots:
After finding a set of car keys lodged in a snowbank, I was forced to perform one of those random acts of kindness. Clearly I am a saint.
To whom it may concern:
I found these keys outside your building’s north entrance. After considering an all-out search for a Buick in the near vicinity, I decided the least-laborous option would be to leave the keys here. Unfortunately no one was around, hence this note. In short: please see to it that these keys are returned to their rightful owner.
-a misguided good samaritan