True skateboarder stuff.
This is a test.
It is designed to test if you are a real-life, true skateboarder.
Simply look at the picture below:
If you guessed that Michael Sieben (or Brandon Lopez) did the drawing on the leftmost deck, you’re legit.
If you assumed the heart die-cut on the rightmost deck is just a mistreated Mystery logo, you’re quite experienced.
If you recognize the GREATNESS tag on the middle-right deck as being part of the Toy Machine top sheet slogan: “This machine is your ticket to greatness,” you’re leaving me speechless.
Obviously everyone should know that the brown shit on the right-most deck is dog shit. Obviously.