Then she wanted me to teach her. Teach her how to lift weights.
Her testosterone levels were already above mine.
Well. With all the soy products I eat… I’ve pretty much
tapped into a keen, feminine, emotional awareness.
She wants to start hunting and fisher-manning.
I am a gatherer. Mostly worthless memorabilia.
Or bus tickets, playing cards and wiener whistles.
Moreover, my preferred pastime is grocery shopping.