run while you can


Tofu. It's phonetic.

Then she wanted me to teach her. Teach her how to lift weights.

Her testosterone levels were already above mine.

Well. With all the soy products I eat… I’ve pretty much

tapped into a keen, feminine, emotional awareness.

She wants to start hunting and fisher-manning.

I am a gatherer. Mostly worthless memorabilia.

Or bus tickets, playing cards and wiener whistles.

Moreover, my preferred pastime is grocery shopping.


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